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#1
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Glume sau bancuri cu Bill

Alooo Andreas?
-ooo, prietene Bill...ia zi care-i smenu
-iti aduci aminte ce ne-a dat la matematica?
-Cate un 3.

Ce este mic si negru in coltu camerei?
-Bill cu degetele in priza.

Bill i-si dorea foarte mult o bicicleta si s-a gandit sa-i trimite lui Iisus o scrisoarein..In scrisoare"Draga Iisus prietenii mei spun ca am fost foare cuminte anu asta asa ca cred ca as merita o bicicleta" dar nu i-a placut si asa k a aruncat-o a 2 scrisoare"Draga Iisus am fost foarte cuminte, vreau o bicicleta" dar nici asta nu i-a placut si asa ca a doua zi s-a dus la biserica si-a a plecat cu ceva sub tricou."Iisus mama ta e la mine daca vreis-o mai vezi trimite-mi o bicicleta"  

- De ce ai furat maşina asta?intreaba tom curios
- Mă gīndeam că nu are stăpīn.rasbunde bill
- De ce?
- Maşina stătea la poarta cimitirului.

Mai bagati si voi


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You know that I want you
And you know that I need you
I want it bad
Your bad romance


Work-work fashion baby
Work it
move that bitch crazy
J'veux ton amour
Et je veux ton revenge
J'veux ton amour
I don't wanna be friends


 
   
#2
Chocholate12
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Ce taree...bag de indata ce gasesc

 
   
#3
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Wait

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You know that I want you
And you know that I need you
I want it bad
Your bad romance


Work-work fashion baby
Work it
move that bitch crazy
J'veux ton amour
Et je veux ton revenge
J'veux ton amour
I don't wanna be friends


 
   
#4
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CE?

 
   
#5
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Astept

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You know that I want you
And you know that I need you
I want it bad
Your bad romance


Work-work fashion baby
Work it
move that bitch crazy
J'veux ton amour
Et je veux ton revenge
J'veux ton amour
I don't wanna be friends


 
   
#6
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AAA....bn...cand o sa le regasesc:-?

 
   
#7
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Hai ca numar oile

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You know that I want you
And you know that I need you
I want it bad
Your bad romance


Work-work fashion baby
Work it
move that bitch crazy
J'veux ton amour
Et je veux ton revenge
J'veux ton amour
I don't wanna be friends


 
   
#8
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Linistita

 
   
#9
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am ajuns la 79 , 80, 81, 82, 83.....

_______________________________________
You know that I want you
And you know that I need you
I want it bad
Your bad romance


Work-work fashion baby
Work it
move that bitch crazy
J'veux ton amour
Et je veux ton revenge
J'veux ton amour
I don't wanna be friends


 
   
#10
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Continua

 
   
#11
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160, 161, 162.....ma doare gandul

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You know that I want you
And you know that I need you
I want it bad
Your bad romance


Work-work fashion baby
Work it
move that bitch crazy
J'veux ton amour
Et je veux ton revenge
J'veux ton amour
I don't wanna be friends


 
   
#12
Äłĩĩĩĩ
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Te doare gandul?
Tine minte unde ai ramas si mai ia o pauza
Foarte tari si glumele cu Bill


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#13
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No, have a break, have Kit Kat

 
   
#14
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195, 196....197.................aoleo gaseste glumele alea odata

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You know that I want you
And you know that I need you
I want it bad
Your bad romance


Work-work fashion baby
Work it
move that bitch crazy
J'veux ton amour
Et je veux ton revenge
J'veux ton amour
I don't wanna be friends


 
   
#15
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Stop counting


Hei oprestete ca in felu asta o sa descoperi infinitu


 
   
#16
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URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!


Am ajuns la 567


_______________________________________
You know that I want you
And you know that I need you
I want it bad
Your bad romance


Work-work fashion baby
Work it
move that bitch crazy
J'veux ton amour
Et je veux ton revenge
J'veux ton amour
I don't wanna be friends


 
   
#17
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Alooo Andreas?
-ooo, prietene Bill...ia zi care-i smenu
-iti aduci aminte ce ne-a dat la matematica?
-Cate un 3.

Ce este mic si negru in coltu camerei?
-Bill cu degetele in priza.


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#18
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S-au pus

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You know that I want you
And you know that I need you
I want it bad
Your bad romance


Work-work fashion baby
Work it
move that bitch crazy
J'veux ton amour
Et je veux ton revenge
J'veux ton amour
I don't wanna be friends


 
   
#19
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Am uitat sa zic ca is cele mai tari din toate    

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#20
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Uituco! Daia esti sysa mea

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You know that I want you
And you know that I need you
I want it bad
Your bad romance


Work-work fashion baby
Work it
move that bitch crazy
J'veux ton amour
Et je veux ton revenge
J'veux ton amour
I don't wanna be friends


 
   
#21
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Am luat lectii de la cel mai bun  

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#22
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Ma faci sa rosesc

_______________________________________
You know that I want you
And you know that I need you
I want it bad
Your bad romance


Work-work fashion baby
Work it
move that bitch crazy
J'veux ton amour
Et je veux ton revenge
J'veux ton amour
I don't wanna be friends


 
   
#23
ŢzāKa Thέyα [:X]
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Am ras cu lacrimi la asta               


Un cartier linistit ... pana intr-o dimineata cand se auzea Bill Kaulitz: Razbunareee!!! Razbunare!!!
Vecinii,scosi din sarite au chemat politia ... astia au spart usa ... in prima camera nimic ... in a 2-a camera nimic ... se auzea din baie.Unul dintre politai intra si da de unul care-si strangea penisul cu amandoua maini si striga:
- Razbunareee!!! Razbunare!!! ... aseara n-ai vrut sa te scoli,acum eu nu te las sa te pisi


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#24
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Intra Bill cu o capra in brate in camera unde statea sotia lui si spune : uite draga , asta-i vaca cu care fac eu sex cand tu ai migrene , la care sotia : daca n-ai fi asa prost ai realiza ca asta e o capra , la care Bill : daca n-ai fi asa proasta ai realiza ca vorbeam cu capra

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#25
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Dupa o lunga si fierbinte noapte de sex nebun…Bill observa pe noptiera ei poza unui alt barbat. Incepe sa isi faca griji … "Este sotul tau ?" intreaba el nervos … "Nu, blegutule", ii raspunde ea, tachinandu-l usor. "Atunci este iubitul tau ?" continua el putin mai relaxat. "Nu, da de unde …" ii sopteste ea la ureche. "Este fratele sau tatal tau ?" intreaba el, sperand sa primeasca un raspuns afirmativ. "Nu, nu, nu" raspunde ea. "Pai atunci cine naiba e ?" intreaba bill deja iritat. "Sunt eu, inainte de operatie"

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